This is an email I sent to the OOC list earlier… (names changed to protect the innocent and feint of heart)
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Some conversations, were never meant to be had…
This is the setting on a monday night, at Denny’s with a friend,
(Freesia), XXXXXXXX (Metron), and myself. (Please when you read this make sure
you use the worst announcer voice you can think of…)
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event: REALMS on WHEELS!!!!!
(The BEST idea EVER!)
The challenge has been put forth. No matter how good you think you are at
fighting, you suck on roller skates. Bring you knee pads, bring your elbow
pads, bring your Helmet!
Tournaments to include: Last man Standing, Roller Obstacle Course, Roller
Jousting, Grand Roller Melee, Realms Roller Racing, Roller Mage Dualing,
Roller Knight and Squire, Roller Single short, Roller hand and a half,
Roller sword and board, Laser Tag, a video arcade, Realms karaoke and
many others!
Activities: roller skating lessons, Have your picture drawn on roller
skates, Roller Dancing to 80s metal/POP, and much much more!
Cost: $25
Site: Middlesex Rd
Tyngsboro, MA
Site phone: (978) 649-3440
Note: the site costs $250/hour to rent both the LaserTag arena and the roller rink.
Food: There is a snack bar which sells food, including pizza, hot dogs,
nachos, popcorn and soda.
Directions:
Roller Kingdom is located at 355 Middlesex Road Tyngsboro Mass. in the
Skate 3 Building. We are a 1/2 mile south of the Pheasant Lane Mall on the
same side of the street.
From the South: Take Rte. 3 north to exit 34. At the end of the ramp go
right. Follow that to the end and take a left, you are now on Middlesex
Road (Rte 3A). Go approx.1 mile. and Roller Kingdom is on your right in
the Skate 3 Building,next to the Post Office.
From the North: Take Rte 3 South to exit 1 Spit Brook Road. At the end
of the ramp, take a left and follow that to the end and take a right.
You are now on Middlesex Road (Rte.3A). Go approx. 1 mile and Roller
Kingdom is on your left in the Skate 3 Building.
ps If you think we’re at all serious, why don’t you go wait at Roller
Kingdom til we get there.
pps Yes, this is a total joke. But I thought that it was so funny,
that i had to share it with everyone. I mean can you seriously picture
well known and respected fighters trying to fight on roller skates?
ppps I mentioned this is a joke right?!