So as you may know, we have a metric shit ton of books laying around the house. One of which is an ancient tome entitled "Structured Cobol Fundamentals and Style" by TYler Welburn. You may think just burn it. But one shouldn't run around just burning ancient outdated tomes and repositories of ancient wisdoms. And well one just cannot throw books away. It's just not done! So we have found a newuse for it.
"Cobol kills wasps dead.", says Tom.
Well I found it terriably amusing at least.